Dirty, stupid hipster

I thought The Dirtiest, Most Stupid Hipster competition was last week, but I think I just found a new competitor that we all must acknowledge before choosing a winner.

Let's see what we have here...

• black socks
• low cut chuck's (or equivalent)
• tighty bike shorts that are under...
  
• shorty teal running shorts
• fanny pack
• t-shirt with stupid teal pocket

Wow. I mean... WOW! If you think you can look dirtier or stupider than this guy, you have some work to do. One problem is that he was at a SXSW event. Stupid hipsters don't go to SXSW events. Those events are too main stream for the average stupid hipster. However, this event had $1 Lone Stars, so there's a chance that he was only there for that. No hipster, no matter how dirty or stupid, can resist the call of cheap lone star. To be honest though, hanging out at the French Legation drinking $1 lone stars and eating free ice cream... it's next to godliness. OK, I give. This guy is neither stupid or dirty. He's just annoying and dresses like an attention deprived 12 year-old.

Doesn't this place look awesome (see below)? I can't wait to hang out here next year. Especially if they have cheap lone star. Wait, what did I just say? Dammit, I'm becoming one of them. Hide the black socks!