ME TV is really stretching
Alright, so here's the story, of a man named Ruhmann, and how he got so really really drunk... between the day shows and the evening showcases. After the comedy we tried sticking around to see some of the music acts at Mess With Texas. Instead, I got bored and spent time encouraging everyone to go to Mugshots and drink. Mid-encouragement, we suddenly realized the band on stage had their sound cut out on them mid-song. However, this was no power outage. It seemed to be on purpose. Then Gus realized in was a band he saw earlier. Outside the park. Playing out of a bus. Our guess is that they made some deal with the band that played before them to steal the stage for a few songs. Once the organizers figured out what was going on, they cut the sound and kicked them off. The band didn't seemed pissed at all. I think they were just happy that they got a couple songs in and didn't get the shit kicked out of them. Oh, and they looked REALLY high.I finally won and we went to go pick up delicious, road side tacos before gettin' ye ole drink on. Gus and I had an awesome, possibly gay (not sure) moment in the bathroom. They really need a divider in that bathroom. Anyay, we got drunk and saw ME TV tape this.
Now, ME stands for Music Entertainment. It is my understanding that the only thing these women have to do with music is a desire to have public sex with Matthew McConaughey... who lives in Austin... which claims to be the live music capitol of the world. It is also my understanding that I only took that picture to make fun of them, and not because I was intrigued by their hotitude.
Soon after this drinking, I was at a show and Twiterred, "I am about an hour away from being as sober as I want to be". I remembered how drunk I was. I can't believe I was actually able to type that into my phone. Of course, maybe it wasn't the Mugshots that put me over the edge. Maybe it was the Monotonix show. You guys will not believe the shit that went down there...

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