My Morning Headache

Super Tuesday

Who is voting for Clinton?! Stop it! My theory is that crafty Republicans are voting in the Democratic primaries for what will prove to be the least likable candidate since Bob Dole. She's too conservative for liberals and too "Clinton" for conservatives. Obama is the only person that can even compete with McCain. Oh well.

WHAT MORONS ARE VOTING FOR RON PAUL?!? I know he's only getting a few votes, but what the hell? His only supporters are liberal Republicans, but he keeps saying stupid shit out loud like, "I'm the most conservative candidate." McCain will prove that America really wants a liberal Republican as their president (and America will regret it, but not as much as I regret voting for Bush in '00).

Anyone want to take me to Bonnaroo? I never thought they would absolutely destroy Coachella's lineup. Sorry, Portishead and Pink Floyd mean nothing to people under 30 me.

posted by Ruhmann @ 2/06/2008 12:37:00 AM