No Ms. Ray. That band was not "yummo".

Last year I stood in a Bestwurst line right behind The Ace of Cakes, Duff Goldman. I was too much of a pussy to say anything to him, and I'm sure he appreciated me not pestering him. However, if I see Rachael Ray at SXSW this year, I hope I'm not too much of a pussy to punch her in her annoying, over hyped mouth. Oh wait. I forgot. I'm nothing but a big pussy. Why am I even thinking about this?